Zelda Hydration Cartridge

It’s a NES Zelda cartridge / flask you drink from. Could you get any cooler? Didn’t think so.

$19.99

  • 10 in 1 Survival Kit

    This ready to go 10-in-1 survival kit provides you with the necessary tools to bolster your survival including a fire starter, compass, multi-function knife, flashlight, saw, whistle, pen, and pliers all contained within in a compact waterproof case.

    $22.98

  • Coiled 144 hour Candle

    Create ambient lighting with this coiled beeswax candle which will burn for 144 hours! The clever design allows you to uncoil it to extend the burn time and the candle will self-extinguish itself once it reaches the stopper, creating a much safer candle that you don't have to worry about blowing out if you fall asleep.

    $41.99

  • Human Hamster Ball

    Roll around over virtually any terrain in this human hamster ball. It's a giant inflatable bubble of reinforced translucent PVC, you simply go in the middle and realize your dreams of being a hamster as you roll around on a cushion of air in a nauseating topsy-turvy world.

    $1,199.00

  • Dangerous: Milo Yiannopoulos

    The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, Dangerous, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere. Quickly becoming a #1 bestseller.

    $18.00

  • 3in1 Breakfast Maker

    Optimize your kitchen space and get your grub on with this retro style 3-in-1 breakfast station! Now you can be the coolest hipster in town as you make coffee, toast, bacon, sausage and eggs all on the same device! Yes that's right! This little station is a multipurpose workhouse. With a coffee maker, a toaster oven and a non-stick griddle on top you can whip up a breakfast or dinner in no time, and it doesn't take up much more space than a normal toaster oven.

    $62.63

  • Olive Oil Mister

    Add your favorite oil and use this to spray it on everything! Salads, bread, pasta, veggies, etc. You simply pump it up and it uses air pressure to mist. It is filtered so create your own herb and spice blends as well. Completely BPA free.

    $29.99

  • Cool Air Car Seat

    Keep your back cool and sweat-free on those scorching hot days with this active cooling car seat cushion. A powerful fan sucks in cooler air at the bottom and channels it up through 18 ventilation holes, providing you with cool airflow all over your back, butt and thighs. Built in channels help provided additional circulation.

    $40.77

  • Zelda Hydration Cartridge

    It's a NES Zelda cartridge / flask you drink from. Could you get any cooler? Didn't think so.

    $19.99

  • Exhaust Powered Car Lift

    Jacks are for wusses! Lift your car the manly way... by hooking a hose up to your exhaust and revving! This air lift uses pressure from your exhaust to inflate and can lift up to 4400 lbs 30 inches off the ground. In all seriousness, this is intended to be an emergency tool for off-road vehicles, to help get unstuck from sand, mud, snow, etc. You could be stuck 100 miles from civilization and this may be just the thing that saves you. Not to be used for maintenance.

    $261.99

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