Organic Unicorn Poop

Just what you’ve always wanted! Delicious organic unicorn poop that tastes exactly like tropical flavored jelly beans. Long considered the source of the unicorn’s magical power… now you too can be infused with its sugary goodness.

$9.95

  • Zelda Triforce Lamp

    You have conquered the darkness of Hyrule and reunited the Triforces of Wisdom, Courage and Power.. now conquer the darkness of your bedroom with this handmade Triforce lamp. The sides of the lamp feature cutouts of rupees and the Crest of the Royal Seal which will project onto the wall and surroundings. Every Zelda fan should have at least one.

    $65.95

  • Sushi Bazooka

    Now you can create perfect sushi rolls every time with this ingenious device. No longer struggle with lopsided Nori rolls... simply pack your ingredients into the tray, close it up and dispense a perfect tube onto your seaweed. Excellent gift for anyone that likes to make their own sushi.

    $7.79

  • Emergency Survival Kit Backpack

    Be prepared with this emergency survival kit. Everything is contained within a water-resistant backpack and contains the provisions you need in a survival situation. Makes a great base kit to expand upon, good for cars or for keeping at home.

    $52.84

  • Portable Card Case

    When you need to take your nerd to the next level, you need a pro case to organize, protect and carry your cards around. This case was designed with Cards Against Humanity in mind - it will hold the main game plus all six expansions, bonus packs and then some. But of course this will work with any cards... Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, Yugio, etc. Holds 2000+ cards. The internal dividers are moveable so you can customize your configuration.

    $29.99

  • Coiled 144 hour Candle

    Create ambient lighting with this coiled beeswax candle which will burn for 144 hours! The clever design allows you to uncoil it to extend the burn time and the candle will self-extinguish itself once it reaches the stopper, creating a much safer candle that you don't have to worry about blowing out if you fall asleep.

    $41.99

  • Folding Bluetooth Phone Keyboard

    When you are sick of fumbling away on a tiny on-screen keyboard, or need to pump out a lengthy email or text on your phone - enter this bad boy. This foldable phone keyboard syncs up to your phone via bluetooth and you have a normal keyboard to type on! Has a built-in rechargeable battery that will last for days. Uses the latest bluetooth technology to provide a high speed signal up to 33ft away.

    $29.99

  • 10lb Tolberone Bar

    Get your sugar rush for the ages, or diabetes...whichever comes first. This is a 10-pound oversized Tolberone bar. Perfect for an entire office of people or one really dedicated sugar fiend. Contains a measly 800 grams of saturated fat, 2,500 grams of sugar and 23,625 calories.

    $124.20

  • Automatic Mini Donut Factory

    Have an endless craving for donuts? Crank them out in the comfort of your own home with this automatic donut machine. You simply set it up, put in your batter and the machine handles everything, automatically cranking out up to 450 mini donuts per hour!

    $1,089.99

  • Soldier Fuel Energy Bars

    The best energy bar. Great tasting, satisfying and super nutritious. No trans fats or high fructose corn syrup, 3 year shelf life, tastes amazing, what is not to love? Provides an ideal balance of protein, fat and carbs and lasting energy. Ideal for backpackers/hikers, soldiers, or anyone who needs a ton of nutrients in a short time.

    $29.85

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