Talking R2-D2

This is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 is a known alcoholic, upon voice-activation he will start whirring and chirping and rolling around, he has over 20 unique sounds and phrases he uses! The head turns and the body rolls and spins. This guy is a straight riot and a must have for any true fan.

 

 

$49.95

  • Emergency Patriot Breakfast

    Ensure that even during an emergency, you have a delicious and sustaining AMERICAN breakfast. This emergency patriot breakfast kit has a 25-year shelf life, and makes 6 different fulfilling breakfast favorites including pancakes, potatoes o'brian, oatmeal, eggs, coffee and milk. 122 total servings.

    $69.95

  • Emergency Survival Kit Backpack

    Be prepared with this emergency survival kit. Everything is contained within a water-resistant backpack and contains the provisions you need in a survival situation. Makes a great base kit to expand upon, good for cars or for keeping at home.

    $52.84

  • Heated Butter Knife

    Never suffer from cold butter syndrome again! Spotty butter distribution and mangled toast is now a thing of the past! This knife contains a heating element that warms up to slice or spread cold butter with effortless ease. Two levels of heating, from 50℃ for cold butter or cheese, up to 75℃ for frozen, the proper temperature to heat melt through the butter quickly Your prayers have been answered.

    $14.99

  • Self-Leveling Spoon

    Now those with disabilities, tremors, and even infants can eat in better harmony with this amazing self-balancing utensil. It features an advanced stabilizing handle which automatically stabilizes so the attached utensil shakes less and the spoon remains level regardless of the orientation of the handle. Counteracts tremors and shaky hands that may be related to conditions like Parkinson's disease or essential tremor, excellent for anyone with disabilities.

    $199.00

  • Folding Shovel Multitool

    Be prepared to survive with this survival folding shovel with multiple tools that unscrew from the handle including a tactical knife/saw, emergency whistle, bottle opener and fire starter. The shovel is military-grade and built to last, made with heat-treated high quality carbon steel and aerospace grade aluminum. It is lightweight, water and rust-resistant and virtually indestructible.

    $69.00

  • Exhaust Powered Car Lift

    Jacks are for wusses! Lift your car the manly way... by hooking a hose up to your exhaust and revving! This air lift uses pressure from your exhaust to inflate and can lift up to 4400 lbs 30 inches off the ground. In all seriousness, this is intended to be an emergency tool for off-road vehicles, to help get unstuck from sand, mud, snow, etc. You could be stuck 100 miles from civilization and this may be just the thing that saves you. Not to be used for maintenance.

    $261.99

  • Talking R2-D2

    This is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 is a known alcoholic, upon voice-activation he will start whirring and chirping and rolling around, he has over 20 unique sounds and phrases he uses! The head turns and the body rolls and spins. This guy is a straight riot and a must have for any true fan.

    $49.95

  • 3in1 Breakfast Maker

    Optimize your kitchen space and get your grub on with this retro style 3-in-1 breakfast station! Now you can be the coolest hipster in town as you make coffee, toast, bacon, sausage and eggs all on the same device! Yes that's right! This little station is a multipurpose workhouse. With a coffee maker, a toaster oven and a non-stick griddle on top you can whip up a breakfast or dinner in no time, and it doesn't take up much more space than a normal toaster oven.

    $62.63

  • DIY Arcade System

    Build your own goddamn Arcade slacker! This makes a cool and interesting DIY project to build a cool mini arcade machine that's capable of playing 2100+ games. Pick up a cabinet over here and grab yourself a monitor and you'll soon be in business, for a fraction of the cost of what a commercial unit would cost.

    $548.00

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