Whole Food Protein Bars

 

 

Forget protein bars with tons of processed crap, GMOs and chemicals you can’t even pronounce. These Whole Food Protein Bars contain only 6-8 whole food ingredients, 12 grams of protein, 4 grams of fiber, are nutrition-rich and taste great! With no added sugar or preservatives. These are some seriously decadent and delicious protein bars.

$22.17

  • Trongs Eating Utensil

    Stop eating wings with your hands like some kind of animal. These claw-like utensils are a cross between a tong and a tripod and allow you to pick up and eat messy foods without all the mess! Eat a whole rack of ribs while taking phone calls! Eat a whole basket of messy buffalo wings without having to thoroughly wash after. Also great for working with raw foods like when breading chicken or other meats.

    $14.95

  • iPhone 7 Stash Case

    Discreetly stash away your doobies, money and other paraphernalia with this iPhone 7 case with a hidden sliding tray which reveals a clever stash spot to store your sticky icky. To the unassuming eye it simply looks like an extended battery, but flip it up to uncover the hidden contents!

    $25.99

  • Tactical Laser Slingshot

    Hit your targets with pinpoint accuracy with this laser assisted tactical hunting slingshot and slingbow. With a sturdy stainless steel construction and a laser guide for better accuracy. The dual function design allows you to shoot pellets as well as bows.

    $79.99

  • Never Soggy Cereal Bowl

    Say goodbye to soggy cereal. At long last, a cereal bowl with separate wet and dry compartments, so you can put your cereal in the milk only when wanted and get the optimal saturation levels desired. Let your cereal retain crunchiness to the very last bite. Some people like to take their cereal ceriously.

    $14.95

  • Zombie Lawn Gnomes

    The zombie lawn gnomes have arrived. Complete your garden arsenal with this lovely flamingo corpse being consumed by a trio of gnome zombies.

    $47.00

  • Overpowered Energy Mix

    Get your synapses firing at full capacity with this nootropic performance supplement designed for competitive gaming. Containing a unique blend of cognitive enhancers that stimulate brain function, while providing a small boost of B-vitamins and caffeine to provide you with that enduring energy and focus you need for those marathon game sessions. Powdered mix that you just add to water... the blue-raspberry flavor is delicious.

    $34.99

  • Flexible Tripod Flashlight

    Provide yourself with hands-free lighting in countless situations and environments with this flexible tripod flashlight. This ultra bright LED flashlight features three stiff, flexible legs with magnets in the feet, making it the most useful flashlight you can mount anywhere! Use the legs like a tripod, wrap them around something, stick them to metal, the possibilities are virtually endle

    $47.63

  • Nerf Machine Gun

    Dominate the nerf battlefield and blast your coworkers relentlessly with the Nerf Vulcan machine gun. This fully automatic blaster has a capacity of 25 darts and can fire up to 3 darts per second. Features a removable tripod for maximum stability during hostile situations, as well as an ammo box and dart belt.

    $99.99

  • Levitating Planter

    Impress your coworkers and show off your favorite air plants or other small plants with this zero-gravity plant system. A 12-sided geodesic planter hovers above an oak base via magnetic levitation while gently rotating. Creates a very impressive display and fascinates people of all ages.

    $229.00

  • Robot Dog

    $8,900.00

Send this to a friend