Emergency Patriot Breakfast

Ensure that even during an emergency, you have a delicious and sustaining AMERICAN breakfast. This emergency patriot breakfast kit has a 25-year shelf life, and makes 6 different fulfilling breakfast favorites including pancakes, potatoes o’brian, oatmeal, eggs, coffee and milk. 122 total servings.

$69.95

  • Solar Phone Charger

    Keep your smartphone, GPS and other portable devices fully charged - even out in the middle of the wilderness! As long as you have sun, you have power. This 21W solar panel is efficient and provides enough power under full sun to charge 2 devices simultaneously. Folds up and takes very little space when not in use. Never find yourself with a dead battery again. Provides insurance and peace of mind.

    $59.99

  • Ganker Battle Robot

    Settle your disputes with futuristic robot combat. These remote controlled fighting robots are miniature warriors that can go head-to-head with other battle robots, or terrorize your family pets. The robot is controlled through an app on your smartphone and a single charge will provide you with about an hour of glorious pint sized destruction.

    $472.99

  • Folding Bluetooth Phone Keyboard

    When you are sick of fumbling away on a tiny on-screen keyboard, or need to pump out a lengthy email or text on your phone - enter this bad boy. This foldable phone keyboard syncs up to your phone via bluetooth and you have a normal keyboard to type on! Has a built-in rechargeable battery that will last for days. Uses the latest bluetooth technology to provide a high speed signal up to 33ft away.

    $29.99

  • Hanging Tent Platform

    Not for those with a fear of heights.. this hanging tent platform lets you camp while suspended in mid-air. Whether from a tree or hanging off a rock on the side of a mountain. Get your rejuvenating rest while defying gravity.

    $699.95

  • Rick and Morty Card Game

    Based on the 'Total Rickall' episode of Rick and Morty, this adult-themed, cooperative action card game mimics the actions of the episode. Figure out which of the characters are real and which are parasites which must be destroyed.

    $9.68

  • Portable Card Case

    When you need to take your nerd to the next level, you need a pro case to organize, protect and carry your cards around. This case was designed with Cards Against Humanity in mind - it will hold the main game plus all six expansions, bonus packs and then some. But of course this will work with any cards... Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, Yugio, etc. Holds 2000+ cards. The internal dividers are moveable so you can customize your configuration.

    $29.99

  • 10lb Tolberone Bar

    Get your sugar rush for the ages, or diabetes...whichever comes first. This is a 10-pound oversized Tolberone bar. Perfect for an entire office of people or one really dedicated sugar fiend. Contains a measly 800 grams of saturated fat, 2,500 grams of sugar and 23,625 calories.

    $124.20

  • Trongs Eating Utensil

    Stop eating wings with your hands like some kind of animal. These claw-like utensils are a cross between a tong and a tripod and allow you to pick up and eat messy foods without all the mess! Eat a whole rack of ribs while taking phone calls! Eat a whole basket of messy buffalo wings without having to thoroughly wash after. Also great for working with raw foods like when breading chicken or other meats.

    $14.95

  • Tetris Light

    Finally the hardcore Tetris lovers have proper decor. Light up your man cave, office, or wherever with this awesome retro-style Tetris light! The pieces can all be stacked in different configurations, and only light up when in contact with the other pieces. Create your own colorful decor in any arrangement you like. Oldschool gamers across the world rejoiced.

    $29.00

  • Ace Bottle Opener

    This Ace of Spades card is a forged stainless steel bottle opener that will probably outlive you. Pass it down to your children and your children's children.

    $10.00

  • Web/GPS Property Stickers

    These QR smart property tag stickers allow you to tag your important items. In the event they are ever lost, people can easily find the owner by scanning the QR code which links to a personalized web page which you always have access to and can update. You can access your personal page from anywhere in the world as long as you have internet. Makes finding lost items simple and easy instead of ending up in some lost and found bin. The stickers are waterproof and durable. It also logs GPS information when a tag is scanned.

    $19.95

  • Zombie Lawn Gnomes

    The zombie lawn gnomes have arrived. Complete your garden arsenal with this lovely flamingo corpse being consumed by a trio of gnome zombies.

    $47.00

  • LED Sneakers

    The future is here. Light up your path through the dark with these flashing LED sneakers. Several modes to choose as well as colors gives you plenty of options.

    $36.99

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