Hydra SmartBottle

The most ridiculous water bottle ever devised. 20 ounce BPA free bottle, the cap includes a 5w Bluetooth speaker which you can sync with your phone. It has a 4000mAh power bank, FM radio, hidden storage, a carabiner and bottle opener. LEDs can also light up inside the bottle in various colors to create a lanter or soothing effect. You can now charge your phone, while streaming music, with your fucking water bottle! This contains everything you’ve ever wanted in a water bottle including many things you didn’t even know you wanted.

$59.99

  • Mosquito Repelling Bracelet

    Nothing more annoying than mosquitoes and other insects trying to gnaw away at you in the outdoors. Help keep them deterred and at bay with this mosquito and insect repellent bracelet. It uses an all-natural organic repellent, completely DEET free and safe for children and pets. One "scent pack" will last for 7 days, and this bracelet comes with 4 packs of repellent for one month of use. Refill packs can be purchased separately.

    $11.95

  • UV Neon Body Paint

    Express your creative side while being a focal point at the next rave or festival with this UV reactive neon body/face paint. It's non-toxic, goes on easy and comes in 7 eye-catching colors, and radiates with a brilliant glow under blacklight. Perfect for clubs, raves, concerts, or any event with UV blacklight lighting.

    $19.95

  • Curved 49″ Gaming Monitor

    Experience games in their entirety at ridiculous clarity with this super ultra-wide curved 49-inch screen. With an innovative 32:9 aspect ratio and 144Hz screen refresh rate, this QLED monitor is equivalent to two 16:9 screens side by side, without the bezels! The ultimate gaming and multitasking monitor.

    $3,300

  • iPhone 7 Stash Case

    Discreetly stash away your doobies, money and other paraphernalia with this iPhone 7 case with a hidden sliding tray which reveals a clever stash spot to store your sticky icky. To the unassuming eye it simply looks like an extended battery, but flip it up to uncover the hidden contents!

    $25.99

  • Self-Charging Cooling Vest

    Beat the heat! This self-charging cooling vest is the perfect thing to keep your core body temperature down during extremely hot moments. Perfect for heat stroke, camping, stints in the desert, people with multiple sclerosis, and many more applications! This vest contains a bunch of 'cooling inserts' which you can easily recharge in a few minutes by putting them in water or the refrigerator, or just keeping them in ambient temperatures under 80F.

    $89.95

  • Super NES Classic Mini

    Sweet mother of glory!! Relive the golden-era of video game history with this reintroduction of the SNES in miniature form factor, with full size controllers. PRE-LOADED with 21 of the most classic epic games.

    $99.99

  • Nerf Machine Gun

    Dominate the nerf battlefield and blast your coworkers relentlessly with the Nerf Vulcan machine gun. This fully automatic blaster has a capacity of 25 darts and can fire up to 3 darts per second. Features a removable tripod for maximum stability during hostile situations, as well as an ammo box and dart belt.

    $99.99

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