Cast Aluminum Fire Pit

Keep your backyard barbecue warm and cozy on the coldest of nights. This large cast aluminum, non-rusting chiminea features thick aluminum and all stainless steel parts, as well as a removable stack and grilling grate.

$429.95

  • UV Neon Body Paint

    Express your creative side while being a focal point at the next rave or festival with this UV reactive neon body/face paint. It's non-toxic, goes on easy and comes in 7 eye-catching colors, and radiates with a brilliant glow under blacklight. Perfect for clubs, raves, concerts, or any event with UV blacklight lighting.

    $19.95

  • Aquarium Coffee Table

    Complete your super awesome abode with this pimptastic Coffee Table Aquarium. Functional and stylish, it's a 25 gallon tank and comes complete with everything you need; lighting, filters, pump, aerator, decorative plants.

  • Talking R2-D2

    This is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 is a known alcoholic, upon voice-activation he will start whirring and chirping and rolling around, he has over 20 unique sounds and phrases he uses! The head turns and the body rolls and spins. This guy is a straight riot and a must have for any true fan.

    $49.95

  • Self-Leveling Spoon

    Now those with disabilities, tremors, and even infants can eat in better harmony with this amazing self-balancing utensil. It features an advanced stabilizing handle which automatically stabilizes so the attached utensil shakes less and the spoon remains level regardless of the orientation of the handle. Counteracts tremors and shaky hands that may be related to conditions like Parkinson's disease or essential tremor, excellent for anyone with disabilities.

    $199.00

  • Nerf Machine Gun

    Dominate the nerf battlefield and blast your coworkers relentlessly with the Nerf Vulcan machine gun. This fully automatic blaster has a capacity of 25 darts and can fire up to 3 darts per second. Features a removable tripod for maximum stability during hostile situations, as well as an ammo box and dart belt.

    $99.99

  • Trongs Eating Utensil

    Stop eating wings with your hands like some kind of animal. These claw-like utensils are a cross between a tong and a tripod and allow you to pick up and eat messy foods without all the mess! Eat a whole rack of ribs while taking phone calls! Eat a whole basket of messy buffalo wings without having to thoroughly wash after. Also great for working with raw foods like when breading chicken or other meats.

    $14.95

  • Emergency Patriot Breakfast

    Ensure that even during an emergency, you have a delicious and sustaining AMERICAN breakfast. This emergency patriot breakfast kit has a 25-year shelf life, and makes 6 different fulfilling breakfast favorites including pancakes, potatoes o'brian, oatmeal, eggs, coffee and milk. 122 total servings.

    $69.95

  • Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

    Prepare for the unexpected downfall of civilization with this Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit. Containing a blithering array of 7 different machetes, axes and knives in a convenient carrying case, you'll have everything you need to hack, slash and chop your way through hordes of the undead.

    $252.84

  • Ganker Battle Robot

    Settle your disputes with futuristic robot combat. These remote controlled fighting robots are miniature warriors that can go head-to-head with other battle robots, or terrorize your family pets. The robot is controlled through an app on your smartphone and a single charge will provide you with about an hour of glorious pint sized destruction.

    $472.99

  • Human Hamster Ball

    Roll around over virtually any terrain in this human hamster ball. It's a giant inflatable bubble of reinforced translucent PVC, you simply go in the middle and realize your dreams of being a hamster as you roll around on a cushion of air in a nauseating topsy-turvy world.

    $1,199.00

  • Raspberry Pi 3 Model B

    Take your nerdy tech projects to the next level with the latest Raspberry Pi 3 Model B. Being built on the latest ARMv8 64 bit processor, this is the latest and greatest model with integrated wireless and bluetooth. This thing is a workhorse and performance is at least 2x better than its predecessor. Featuring a 1.2GHz 64-bit quad-core ARMv8 CPU, 1GB RAM, 4 USB 2.0 ports, full size HDMI, composite video and stereo out, camera interface, display interface and microSD slot, with a VideoCore IV 3D graphics core. This thing has the performance you need for whatever tech project you want to throw at it whether that be serving as a file server or making a custom gaming emulator or dedicated streaming device, the possibilities are numerous.

    $35.70

  • Premium Gaming Headphones

    When you're going hard gaming for hours on end, the last thing you want to be worried about is your headphones having issues or becoming extremely uncomfortable. Enter these bad boys, which has everything you would want in a gaming headset. The sound clarity is astounding - extreme sound clarity and accuracy provides for a natural acoustic listening experience. Ensure you always hear those footsteps coming and from what direction. The noise-cancelling microphone with a convenient mute button ensures your comms with your teammates are crystal clear. The ear padding is a plush velvet and it features an open-back design to provide optimal cooling and sonic clarity. These headphones are extremely comfortable and even after wearing them for hours and hours on end, you will barely even feel they are on there.

    $169.95

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